- Our is handmade for CanesCanada.com. Weighs less than 1 lb.
- Each Cane has up to 23 pieces of natural wood laminated together to make a work of art.
- All canes come with an orthopedic handle the same colour wood as the cane and a brass collar.
- Each Rainbow Cane is stained through and through, so you never lose colour to dents or scratches.
- When it comes time for a touch up, lightly sand down the area, then spray with a clear varathane.
BLACK & BROWN
FIELD & STREAM
RED & BLACK
RED, WHITE & BLUE
JUST JOKING... your chuckle for the day!
An old farmer named Clyde had a car accident. In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning Clyde. "Didn't you say at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'?" asked the lawyer. Clyde responded "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favourite mule, Bessie, into the..."
The lawyer interrupted again and said "Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that at the scene of the accident, this man told the Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question".
By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Clyde's answer and said to the lawyer "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favourite mule, Bessie".
"Real soon a Highway Patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moanin' and groanin', too. So, he went over to her. After he looked at her, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes.
Then the Patrolman came across the road, gun in hand, looked at me, and said, 'How are YOU feeling?'"
An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the worst. An optimist finds the positive in the negative, and a pessimist can only find the negative in the positive. For example, an avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck. Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would ever believe him.
He decided to try to break the news to a friend of his, a pessimist by nature, and invited him to hunt with him and his new dog. As they waited by the shore, a flock of ducks flew by. they fired, and a duck fell. The dog responded and jumped into the water. The dog, however, did not sink but instead walked across the water to retrieve the bird, never getting more than his paws wet. This continued all day long; each time a duck fell, the dog walked across the surface of the water to retrieve it. The pessimist watched carefully, saw everything, but did not say a single word.